Newest Member of Howard Stern "Wack Pack" Sent to Rehab

Baba Booey twin needs help.

Howard Stern Accused of Murder!

Howard Stern's love of big breasted Playboy playmates has finally caught up with him. After the untimely death of a voluptuous girl who loved to take her top off and repeatedly came on the Howard Stern Radio show, police are investigating Howard Stern for possibly exploiting the victim and leading to her demise:

Howard Stern Could Go to Jail

Animal Loving Howard Stern Offers to Replace Groundhog with Baba Booey

Moved by PETA led protests about animal cruelty, Howard Stern offered to replace the traditional real groundhog used for the winter festival with producer Gary Dell'Abate, also known as Baba Booey. "I honestly don't think anyone would notice the difference." Howard offered. Once a year, Baba Booey could come out from the studio, and if he saw his shadow, there would be six more weeks of winter.

Peta Protests Groundhog Day

Search for Alien Life in Howard Stern Studios

Scientists now say that the best place to start a search for alien life is on Earth. In fact, they believe alien life forms might already be amongst us:

Search for Aliens on Earth

Howard Stern, however, has already been searching for alien life forms for many years. His collected evidence of alien life has been assembled into what is called "The Wack Pack." For some time he has already housed on display the King of Mars.

Chimps Make Movies: Howard Stern Signs Them!

Howard Stern finally found a replacement for long time producer Gary Dell'Abate. Dell'Abate, also known as B. Booey, has been a constant screw-up and Howard has vowed to fire him for many years. Unfortunately, alternative choices amongst the rest of Mr. Stern's equally incompetent staff have limited his options. But thanks to the tireless work of a primatologist, newly experienced and trained professionals are now available:

Chimps Make Movies!