Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Search for Alien Life in Howard Stern Studios

Scientists now say that the best place to start a search for alien life is on Earth. In fact, they believe alien life forms might already be amongst us:


Howard Stern, however, has already been searching for alien life forms for many years. His collected evidence of alien life has been assembled into what is called "The Wack Pack." For some time he has already housed on display the King of Mars.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Chimps Make Movies: Howard Stern Signs Them!

Howard Stern finally found a replacement for long time producer Gary Dell'Abate. Dell'Abate, also known as B. Booey, has been a constant screw-up and Howard has vowed to fire him for many years. Unfortunately, alternative choices amongst the rest of Mr. Stern's equally incompetent staff have limited his options. But thanks to the tireless work of a primatologist, newly experienced and trained professionals are now available: