Sunday, February 7, 2010

Howard Stern Accused of Murder!

Howard Stern's love of big breasted Playboy playmates has finally caught up with him. After the untimely death of a voluptuous girl who loved to take her top off and repeatedly came on the Howard Stern Radio show, police are investigating Howard Stern for possibly exploiting the victim and leading to her demise:

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Animal Loving Howard Stern Offers to Replace Groundhog with Baba Booey

Moved by PETA led protests about animal cruelty, Howard Stern offered to replace the traditional real groundhog used for the winter festival with producer Gary Dell'Abate, also known as Baba Booey. "I honestly don't think anyone would notice the difference." Howard offered. Once a year, Baba Booey could come out from the studio, and if he saw his shadow, there would be six more weeks of winter.